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Thursday, November 1, 2018

Lion Rules Thor's Lair (Neon Snow Tropics Denverween)


We don't go the art museum. Swing Thai is getting new cement in the alley facing the direction I sit to eat medium spicy Pad Thai. I want to fill the cement truck full of bells or Craigslist drum sets (plural) and bring it on stage tonight. Lion's Lair painted the floor red before we get there. The bartender had the air conditioner on to help dry out the paint. But at some point it's Denver and it's snowing. On the stage the dry heat is blowing with polyester leopard print curtains veiling the droning neon signs, so it feels subtropical up there. Neon snow-tropics.

There is a painting on the wall of a lion and other lion collectibles that I can only assume point to the name of the place. Laura says that Harpoontang plays here the most out of all the places they play. The floor is still sticky. If you don't dance you might not get out of here (alive). We decide that to be a member of your own tribute band would be sick. I have to use a drink ticket for ginger ale. Steve came down from Longmont and tomorrow he sends me a track of shamanic drumming to be used with noise canceling headphones and a hammock between two trees of your childhood.

Stealth is loud. I would follow him. The woman with the iridescent white coat just had a baby. Her heart is true. The man with the pigtails is not a costume, he looks like a black crow, and he's just as beautiful. We are mice and she is holy cheese. We decided against being the royal family at the Spirit of Halloween. Google Maps doesn't know that Spirit of Halloween has moved to 10th Street so we get to the old address and there is no store. Our false destination looks like a strip mall with no doors or windows. We wander around the parking lot like deer trying to cross a highway.

The highway leads to Rattlesnake Gulch tomorrow even though when we were getting gasoline-snacks-coffee this morning we couldn't make up our minds and Thor's rules didn't say anything about that.










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